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    How to fix Season 4

    April 2, 2017 by Nobody700

    Season 4 was a mess, we all know that. But it could have been perfect! So here are my 5 ways Season 4 could have been perfect!


    Who cared about Damian DARKH and Hive when the real drama was Ollie having a kid! A few eps? We needed AT least 20 episodes dealing with him. Maybe Ollie has to take his kid to school where he is bullied, and Oliver has to learn a lesson about bullying. Or maybe William smokes and Ollie has to teach him about smoking. Or maybe the kid impregnates a woman, with Ollie having to do what Moria did. Think of the endless possibilities!


    They had too much screen time in my opinion. No one likes the characters! We needed more Felicity, who was the break out star everyone adored! Maybe more Donna Smoak, who becomes Arsenal! Ma…



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    Are you ready to make yellow snow?! Cause I am!


    So we see Barry ruining Christmas while chasing a guy faster then him. Thus stars the 'Barry is not the fastest man' statement that is less meme and more fact. Well Barry ruins Christmas for Joe with his speed and also Iris hands the two booze. Best Christmas present ever, HARD LIQUOR! How do you think I'm the guy I am today? Well the two have Christmas 3 days early. The bastards. Barry gives Iris a nice present like from her mom, which is nice. Iris gives Barry... A microscope. Barry gives her a treasured present that has emotional connection to her and her mother she never knew... And she gave him a microscope. You know Barry, give that to Ray, and he would be the deadliest person in the Arr…


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    Are you bitches ready for the first crossover review on the wiki?! Well here it is, FLASH AND ARROW!


    So Barry says everyone has feels and he helps people get laid. Damn, the Flash is the hero we need, but not the one we deserve. He also gets an erection staring at Iris. No arguments from me bro. So a douche in sunglasses goes around making people angry that a CSI fanboy is around, and everyone proceeds to kill each other. So Olicity Shippers vs anti Olicity shippers? So everyone tries to kill each other but thankfully Barry is slower then a crime but faster then a bullet. Trust me, I know how fast a cringe is, I've seen Charmed. So Iris and Eddie fuck while talking about Buzzfeed when Iris sees her blog gets more views. Eddie doesn't believ…


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    In this episode, Oliver is stalked by a hot chick. The horror.

    (STALKING IS WRONG, REGARDLESS OF GENDER AND HOW ATTRACTIVE THE STALKER IS, THIS WAS A MERE BAD JOKE!)


    So six months ago, we're back to season 2. I miss season 2. Can we just go back to season 2? Well the gang has to stop the soldiers but Ollie and Diggle save a woman from the soldiers. They save her from the Mirakuru soldiers, and she takes Ollie's arrow. Well in the present, Quentin tells Oliver the Issac guy was killed by arrows and dressed up like him. Seems Oliver has an enemy pretending to be him, possibly wanting revenge on him for past misdeeds. Possibly a dark reflection of who he is as a person. Nah, that's stupid. So Ollie decides to get after the person who challenges…


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    Instead of an episode of Arrow, flash, legends, Supergirl, or anything, I shall review a movie that has more connection to Arrowverse then we may care to admit. With Superman canon in the Arrowverse, and praised as a great version so much that people want him to have his own spinoff, let's see the original superman. Or rather, a remake of him. A movie known to be a remake NO ONE wanted, and when it came out, everyone said... We really didn't need that. This is...


    So after some credits, we're at a mansion where an old woman tells her husband he is a good man. Even though he went to prison, and she is glad they had sex. Disgusting. She gives him everything while two dogs bone, and she admits she loves... Lex Luger. And Lex Luthor. She dies, w…


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